The Best, Funniest and Worst of the 2012 London Olympics

     Weren’t the Olympics a testament to the greatness of Britain in many ways? I loved it. I’m already a huge Olympics fan, but count me as still on a buzz after these two weeks. I’ve been to London three or four times, the rest of Great Britain once, and the Olympics has made me feel it is insufficient. I’m keen to return to Blighty, something I hadn’t given much thought to previously. Even the opening ceremony, usually a cringe-inducing, overblown spectacle that is hard to pull off, was done very well. What a rich history of music to use for the occasion! Accordingly, the official British background music of this post is “Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)” by Squeeze.

     All images in this post have been maliciously stolen from the internet.

The Best: Track and Field, Men’s 5000 meters
     Mo Farah! It was hard to top his finish at the men’s 10,000 meters, but the 5000 meters was even better, a classic. His final time wasn’t anything special since the first laps were so slow, but the last 1500 meters (one mile) were run in four minutes. It felt like the runners were in a last-sprint-down-the-stretch for all of those last four laps. In the beginning, the TV announcers had me in a lather when they deftly pumped up the race by mentioning the Ethiopians’ sneaky tactics on the track, but Mo Farah gave an incredible effort to always keep a step ahead when another runner tried to pass to try and take the inside lane. Nice, genuine celebration afterward, too.
     A wet-blanket tangent: while watching the Olympics I was struck by how many foreign athletes went to universities in the United States on scholarships. I suppose it is a great advertisement for the high standard of education and the world-class coaches that bring the elite here, but I kept thinking that there must be a lot of American-born athletes that wish they had those scholarships. College tuition costs have risen dramatically lately and I don’t know if giving scholarships to foreign athletes in such numbers is the way to go. End of wet-blanket tangent.

     Whose idea was it that the track and field announcers should wear track suits? Should diving announcers wear speedos? Fencing announcers in full fencing gear? I would kill to see two fencing announcers in their big masks. (By the way, I like the chutzpah of Yvette Nicole Brown who took this TV screen image and tried to copyright it.)

The Funniest: the Tom Hammond and Ato Boldon Announcing Team
     Tom Hammond is one of these American commentators who has been announcing his entire life, straight out of the womb (“…and the doctor has cut my umbilical cord…YES! I’m good to go! Let’s watch the replay…”) that everyone knows by voice if not name. Ato Boldon is a former top sprinter brought in to be the expert analyst. NBC has thankfully provided captions to avoid confusion.
     What’s funny is that when Ato Boldon speaks, he has Tom Hammond right in his face because he is like one of those guys at parties who stands too close to you, nodding over-attentively. You try not to be rude so you stand on your heels and talk while leaning backwards, except the difference here is that poor Ato Boldon is at the biggest broadcasting event of his young career and is striving to be professional. It was a hoot to see Boldon recoil and try to keep it together while Hammond leans in close, his face inches away, nodding vigorously with a madman’s smile. I felt for him.

The Worst: NBC
     No, I can’t let it go. As I wrote in my guide to the second half of the Olympics, how can I enjoy the Olympics with NBC impeding me at every step? All day long I have to stay off a big chunk of the internet lest I hear results, then I have to endure NBC’s jumbled, schedule-less coverage, though if Usain Bolt is running, you can be sure you are staying up late to watch it.
     Worst of the worst at NBC was Ryan Seacrest, one of a plethora of hosts where you ask yourself, “Does NBC get a group discount for botox injections?” He was the social media guru and every night he had a little segment where he breathlessly said nothing more than famous athletes were popular on the internet and sometimes they even tweeted to each other. OMG! I blow-torched my eyes to ease the pain until I ran out of propane.
     Next time NBC won’t be a problem as Rio de Janeiro is only one time zone ahead of the USA East Coast, but wouldn’t it be better to actually go to Rio? As I tell anyone who asks, Brazil is in the Top 5 of my favorite countries in the world. Resourceful travelers can get there inexpensively and it should be easy to get tickets at far below face value to see sports that Brazilians don’t care about such as field hockey, handball, and (as if anyone does) synchronized swimming. The one and only impediment to having a good time is finding a cheap place to stay. Maybe I will move there and get a place just for readers of The Dromomaniac (i.e. a studio apartment.)
     Did you have a favorite moment? For the last time with the BBC voice: have your say.

     Meet me in Rio!

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The Best, Funniest and Worst of the 2012 London Olympics — 10 Comments

  1. Great post as usual. I could only follow the Olympics on my Twitter feed which happens to be strongly populated by people in the UK. I avoided the America only bias, but they seem to have a UK only bias on their media. I saw Ryan Seacrest though, plastic surgery is very scary! Canada on the other hand seems to have a much more catholic approach to the Olys. Plus they showed rowing!

    Off topic, but have you been happy with your computer purchase?

  2. Tom, I’m happy with the computer, but maybe it isn’t strong enough to check out Olympic videos without buffering?
    Dan, you will have the prime spot in the apartment: next to the bathroom!

  3. I was in USA during most of the Olympics, and I completely agree on the NBC part, it was so frustrating. As I was on holiday I didn’t have regular internet access, which meant the only way I could see what was happening was TV. And it’s great that Americans win, but you don’t have to show the same people getting medals over and over, I got it the first time I saw it, particularly swimming, but also other gold medals. What’s the point in watching a sport when it’s not only shown hours after it happened, but it’s mixed up with other sports, edited and USA always, always get a medal. There is no excitement, even if you haven’t checked the results, you know USA is going to get a medal, probably gold, maybe silver, as that’s the ONLY thing they show. It being a different time zone isn’t an excuse, last Olympics when it was in China, it was sent live here in Norway, sure it was recaps the day after for people who didn’t stay up all night, but you could watch it live if you wanted. And in Norway we have maybe 15 tv channels that are ours, how many does USA have?

  4. Takk Idun,
    Jeg tror at du er den forste at har skrevet meg fra Norge. Velkom!
    I was in Norway when the 1988 Summer Olympics were on TV, back when Norway had 2 or 3 channels, and I don’t remember feeling deprived. They showed a nice variety of sports. (It was also funny that Norwegians took more pride in having more medals than Sweden than actually winning!)

    What also killed me was when NBC only introduced two people during the sprinting qualifying heats, which meant that those two were going to be 1-2 at the end. There were no surprises.
    I was waiting for gymnast Gabby Douglas to suddenly appear on the US Weightlifting team in the under-30kg weight group just so NBC could have an excuse to show that.

  5. KC!!! KC Foster!!!?!?!?

    Yes, it’s me. Nate. Email me if you can take a break from your travel empire.

    i just found your site.

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