The Tokyo holy trifecta of Shibuya, Yoyogi Park and the Harajuku Bridge

     I know a pretty famous person of letters in Japan by the name of Mitsuyo Kakuta. She’s written over a dozen books, the last two translated into English, and the present one is being made into a big movie next year. She’s famous enough that when she got married to a 32 year old drummer in the rock band Going Underground, some media gave her grief for it since she is 43.
     She boxes, runs marathons, drinks excessively and does all those contradictory things that make her Japanese. I met her in Sri Lanka about 10 years ago and was the one to inform her that there has been a civil war going on for many years and she couldn’t go anywhere she liked in the country. Considering that she is often sent abroad by magazines and newspapers to write pieces, it was a big surprise she didn’t know.
     She lives not far from Yoyogi Park, but had never been there–or maybe had never been there on a weekend because it is too far-fetched to think otherwise(?) I was disappointed by how much it had changed–or maybe I caught it on the wrong day.
     For a long time the best thing to do in this world was to be in Yoyogi Park on a sunny weekend because everything great was happening. There would be a flea market, a basketball court amenable to pick-up games, the park itself has tons of people enjoying the space (I would be, too, if I lived in a tiny apartment all week) drumming, playing hacky-sack, dancing, being more active than just laying around.
     But that’s the mundane stuff. There would be literally dozens of bands on the same walking street leading towards Shibuya playing every kind of music: big ska bands in complete uniforms, metal, pop, plus comic duos and unclassifiable crazy performance art. The music alone would be worth a weekly pilgrimage. It was fantastic. A bunch of rockabilly guys in big slicked hair would gather in a circle and dance to a boombox.
     The cherry on the top of this surreal scene was the Harajuku bridge nearby. The freaks (I mean it in a kind way) were out in full force dressed in ways not seen anywhere else in the world that I know of, and I get around. I can’t describe it, but check out my photos here from past trips. They make the people below look Amish by comparison.

     These people were waiting for an Ayumi Hamasaki concert across the street from Yoyogi. She is something akin to the young Madonna of Japan in popularity with passionate fans who know how to dress up for her shows. The people in this photo were the rule, not the exception. I was the one who looked like a total outcast in t-shirt and shorts.


     I say we start a cafe with the name “It’s Good Beach”. Who’s with me? WHO’S WITH ME??

Tokyo weekend!

     2300 yen ($27) is a good deal for a capsule hotel, which you can get a glimpse of in the bottom of the photo. A dorm bed in a youth hostel typically costs as much or more than this. Capsules are typically 2 x 1 x 1 meters, but are less claustrophobic than they appear. I slept in one in Kobe once. The facilities were excellent: big common rooms, nice showers, a TV inside the capsule, but the main drawback is that check-in isn’t until 9pm. This is because the most common customers are businessmen who have missed their last train home and need a place to crash for the night. Could something like this take off in America–or anywhere else?
     I hitchhiked from Ueda to Tokyo (200km) pretty easily, but I am always disappointed that the driver of the last ride didn’t use the midtown elevated expressway. It is the only chance I have to be on that system. Sometimes the expressway is elevated very high off the ground so you can get different perspectives of Tokyo. The shoehorned way it was built into the city seems very futuristic–in a depressing way, perhaps.

     That’s some pretty narrow slices of fruit, but they were doing a brisk business.


     A Japanese friend says this particular mushroom has a special aroma and that a fancy restaurant might pay 30,000 yen, which is about $360, but that is more than a round trip ticket to the Philippines with all the sliced fruit you can eat.


     These friendly rickshaw guys were waiting for rides outside Senso-ji temple in Asakusa. The one major part of town I had never been in Tokyo was Asukusa, so I went to check out it’s so-called traditional atmosphere and the “famous” Senso-ji.
     Horrible! It is nothing but tourist junk and the temple itself is awful, just commerce. Flanked on both sides by stands selling amulets and prayer supplies, you pay for your fortune, you pay for this, pay for that, and then the main thing people do is to throw coins in a large receptacle before a three-second prayer.
     There are two large receptacles where you can’t see all the money accumulated; someone is making a mint. So many people come and throw coins that the temple sounds like a more muted pachinko parlor. Poking your head into a pachinko parlor will have a more long-lasting effect on you than a temple, sad to say.
     I think most visitors to Japan would be blown away not by any temples or by the Tokyo Tower (a faux Eiffel Tower) but rather by everyday Japanese stuff. A supermarket never disappoints nor any place with a cashier. Cashiers have an intensity that is breathtaking. The incessant head nodding, bowing, and semi-bowing while constantly reciting aspects of the transaction–I don’t know how they can maintain the energy.
     How can Japanese people have the longest life expectancy in the world when they seem to be so wound up?

     Regarding the picture to the right, whenever I shake my head at first-time travelers in Japan going to McDonald’s or not trying local food, I have to remind myself that my first time here I found a Shakey’s Pizza in Shibuya that had an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet for $5 or something like that and I ate there every day. Shakey’s is still there. I don’t think Shakey’s is still in America, and when it did, it was always the poor cousin to any other pizza chain. It is amazing to think that brands like Shakey’s, Mister Donut and Keds might be more popular in Japan than home.
     I am in Tokyo for the weekend and then I think the end of the trip looks near.

Japan is different, Part 4 of 5,723,992


     I wrote before about the excessive safety precautions in Japan. This scene is on the smallest of side streets. I waited for a car or motorbike to go by to get a good picture of the “traffic” guard in action, but I got tired of waiting.


What if the car below is a convertible and the car above is any car I’ve owned in my life (i.e. drips oil)?

Only German-speakers find the Toyota Vitz funny

Electronic toilet arm---in English!

The Finger, Day 3

The 8th wonder of the world, the Japanese sushi restaurant

     I’m normally the farthest thing from a food snob, but sushi I very rarely will try outside of Japan. It just doesn’t seem right. (Same goes for Mexican food outside of North America.)
     Greg took me to a fancy sushi place yesterday and then a 100 yen per plate sushi place today (83 yen=$1). Although the former has a superior taste, it’s fun to see the crazy system of the latter, and even in the cheap places you can get melt-in-your-mouth sushi that can make you forget all that is wrong in this world.
     “Kaiten zushi” is where the sushi rotates around the restaurant on a conveyor belt. This system alone is uniquely Japanese because can you imagine the abuse it would undergo in any other country? People would mess with the food, mess with the conveyor belt, hide plates after they ate so it wouldn’t be counted in the total, etc.
     Just stepping in the door of a basic kaiten zushi restaurant and seeing this scene is dumbfounding initially. It has a lot of faint canned sounds that you wish it didn’t, but it’s a feast for the senses nonetheless.

     Greg taught me to never take the food off the conveyor belt, but to order it instead for maximum freshness. This ordering system is devoid of any human interaction. You use the touch screen and decide which you want, with or without wasabi. Your order comes on a raised stand like you see in the photo below. How do you know it is yours? Because your screen will loudly announce it. The system is timed so that you will get the announcement when your sushi is about a meter away. How is that for efficiency?


     100 yen for a plate of two pieces of sushi is VERY cheap, in case you weren’t sure. Japan is not expensive! Well, starting tomorrow it will be as I am heading back to Tokyo (hitchhiking in the rain—fun!) so ask me again later.

Medical tourism: a small operation in Japan

     Normally I don’t like to have too many photos on one post, but normally I don’t have a friend taking photos while my finger is being sliced open.
     It was due to my own fears and inefficiency that I waited so long to have this taken care of, so I was very fortunate that Greg knew a doctor who said he would check me out and at a heavy discount as a favor to him.
     I have had some experience with operations in other countries as this page on my website shows, but it isn’t something I relish. Here is a “before” pic of the bump on my finger:


     First they tried sticking a needle in me to see if any liquid would come out. None did, and it hurt like nobody’s business. Then another needle in me to numb it.


     A grimace from me. I think the nurse is looking at the clock, counting the seconds until she can go for lunch.


     A closeup of the incision. I think I have five stitches. Anaesthesia is a wonderful, wonderful thing.


     Looking at the BB-sized chunk that came out of my finger. This operation (with three x-rays) normally would have cost 13,000 yen (about US$160) but since Greg is a friend, I was charged only 3000 yen (about US$36). In short, The Mother of All Deals. X-rays alone in America cost the moon. I was very pleased, even after the anaesthesia wore off and it started throbbing.

     The good doctor took us out to a nice lunch after the operation and then summoned his son to drive us back to the office in his Mercedes. Happens in America all the time.

     Let’s see you be skillful with chopsticks in this situation! This is a breaded pork cutlet, tonkotsu, on a bed of cabbage with rice and miso soup.

Japan is different, Part 3 of 5,723,992

     In Japan you can pay with a 10,000 yen note for something that is 105 yen ALWAYS and ANYWHERE without a peep from the cashier. In what other country can you go into a small convenience store, for example, and buy something that has 1/100th of the cost of what you want to pay with? Tell me tell me tell me!
     To buy a metro ticket from a vending machine, you can shove up to 6 coins at the same time into the slot and it will never get stuck, you won’t have to wait six times longer, and you can get change. And again you could buy a 130 yen ticket with a 10,000 note, no problem.
     Know the daily limit of how much you can take out of a Japanese ATM machine? For most American banks it is $300 or $500. Japan? $10,000.
     The yen was at about 84 to the dollar last I looked, which was near a 15 year high, so I am trying not to look. The all-time post-war low is 78 yen to the dollar. While I hang out at my friend’s place up here in the mountains, I spend very little, but I have to leave the cocoon sometime.

     This is a typical inner city gas station with overhead hoses to maximize space. Gotta love the ingenuity. A visit to a gas station should be a must on everyone’s to do list. Self serve does exist, but the norm is a swirl of hustling attendants treating your car like it’s at a pit stop in a race. They pump gas, empty your ashtray, clean your windows, offer to check the oil and do other things I am not sure of (I am tempted to show them a sudoku I am having trouble with) and then stop traffic so you can get back on the road.
     Below is an artistic wood pile. I am almost compelled to compose a haiku or two.



     This genki couple picked me up hitchhiking. No one objects if I ask to take their photo.

The trick to booking a ticket using American Airlines frequent flier miles

If you go to American’s website you will see that the processing charges are thus:

Ticketing less than 21 days prior to departure: $0
Travel ticketed 20 – 7 days prior to departure: $50
Travel ticketed 6 days to 2 hours prior to departure: $100

But if you want to fly sooner than 21 days wihtout paying those fees, here’s what you do: book a ticket for at least 21 days in advance and then call American (because you can’t do it online) to change the date to when you really want to go. There is no fee to change the date even if it is within 21 days or even 1 day. The system doesn’t make sense and I called them twice about it and an agent, weary from my intense interrogation, said that it is indeed a loophole.

Rugby and Brazilians in Japan, but not at the same time

     I am in a community next to Sugadaira, about 200km north of Tokyo in the Japanese Alps, not far from where the 1998 Olympics were held in Nagano. Tokyoites like to come up here as the air is cooler and cleaner than the hothouse hell that is Tokyo in summer.
     The sister city to Sugadaira is Davos, Switzerland. I have never been to Davos, but I can’t imagine their enthusiasm for the relationship comes close to matching Sugadaira’s with the flag-waving, billboards and signs. Sugadaira is the rugby capital of Japan as well as a contender to be the lettuce capital. In summer there are tons of rugby, soccer and running camps, while in winter it’s all skiing and snowboarding and feel-good comparisons to Davos.
     My university in Santa Barbara held the world’s largest amateur rugby tournament, and it was cause to hide the women and children, board the house up and prepare for the apocalypse. But this is Japan and no one is going to make trouble. There is even a national rugby league here and one of the team names is Brave Lupus, so there you go. (Does that not make any sense and yet it is kind of funny and interesting? That’s Japan.)
     Down the hill is the city of Ueda, a town with some light industry that employs a lot of Brazilian guest workers. Brazil has the largest Japanese community outside of Japan, and many of the diaspora come back here to work. I was in Brazil two years ago, and I became very interested in the Japanese community because I can’t think of two more different countries that have been mixed together. Both are in my Top 5 of favorite countries to visit, but I never met one Brazilian who had a positive experience in Japan. It was always a variation of the same complaint: the Japanese treated them like second class people. I thought Brazilians were amazing people so it surprised me to hear their stories and helped color my views on Japan.

               Horse is good eatin’! I would re-order this as (Tofu) Horse Pork Chicken Beef.

Japanese music is easy on the ears! Viva J-pop!

     What do I have to do to get you to watch four short Japanese music videos? I know you lead busy lives and nothing gets between you and your Norwegian Death Metal, but if you aren’t familiar with Japanese music, you might be surprised. It isn’t all shrill voices and juvenile themes–though that’s what I like. HA!

Spitz–Ai no Shirushi (Love Token) with English subtitles!
     This is a quintessential pop song in any language, but it is very Japanese, especially the video. I can rewatch the first 15 seconds on an endless loop, but that’s just me. I posted this about two months ago, but for those millions of new readers, I present to you, my favorite Japanese band, Spitz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSUFmZdLraY
L’Arc en Ciel–Honey with Spanish subtitles!
     I heard this song in a shop in Osaka and got out a pen and paper and tried to communicate for someone to write down the name of this song and the band. A girl wrote “HONEY” and “LARUKU EN SHIERU”, which is how they pronounce “L’Arc en Ciel” when they see the word. You might assume that the Japanese would stick with foreign words and phrases that sound close to the Japanese language, something that they could sink their teeth into, but no. You have to admire them for that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M-DZuLZ45k
Shiina Ringo–Koufukuron (Theory of Happiness)
     There’s a pop version of this short song, but the “etsuraku hen” version is a rip-roaring, hard charging, rock and roll face melter, as Jack Black would say. Someone matched an anime clip to this, which is kind of cheesy, but the last 15 seconds are full-on fantastic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP7KBhJ0Njw

Tankobuchin-Shojo S (Scandal cover song)
     First, let me say I have no high school girl fetish, no schoolgirl-in-uniform fetish, and no
girls-in-high-white-socks fetish. I’m also not sending fan mails that start, “Dear Tankobuchin, I’ve been following your band with great interest…” and even though YouTube shows that there have been 93,975 views of this video, no more than 85,000 are from me, maximum!
     I found this recently while looking for the Puffy song, “Jet Keisatsu” (Jet Police). This is a bunch of junior high school girls from remote Saga prefecture on Kyushu, but since Japanese look ageless, they could be in their 40’s for all I know. I just like the unbridled joy I see of them playing music (or what passes for unbridled joy in Japan) such as the look on the girl’s face at the 17 second mark when she finishes her guitar riff and starts to dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehfs80DC8CU

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