I wouldn't make a good obesity consultant ('Let me give you my professional opinion: you're fat.') but I like the combination with skin specialist. Do they naturally go together?

     'Hi, I'm Joe Fernandes, son of the late Tony Fernandes, undertaker, sculptor and obesity consultant.' This reminds me of the Woody Allen joke where he went to a funeral and they had made a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

     Wow, tough name to run with. I don't really think you needed to go to all the trouble to trademark it either.

     She and he toilets, an underrated concept. I am thinking of trademarking it.