Never been to Kyrgyzstan. Never been anywhere near Kyrgyzstan. (The other giant blank spot on the map for me is West Africa.) The hassle and cost of visas for the ‘stans have always put me off, but then the confluence of two events made the decision easy: Kyrgyzstan decided to go visa-free and Pegasus Airlines decided to start flying here for crazy-cheap. From lots of places in Europe you can fly here via Istanbul for about 400 euros round trip, all-in. I flew 215 euros one-way from Germany. Pegasus also lets you check in one bag for free; the only thing one could quibble about is the high cost of food and drink on board, but both of Istanbul’s airports are far worse.
My Plan B for getting out of Europe was to fly from Oslo or Stockholm to Bangkok for about 200 euros one way plus 30 euros to check in a bag on norwegian.com. That’s an amazing deal for mid-summer.
I stayed my first night in a supremely derelict apartment transformed into accommodation for travelers called Bishkek Guest House. Two helpful, pious Muslims who put up with travelers eating in front of them during Ramadan (not that there’s any other place to eat in the guest house), welcomed me, but I started wondering where the main cross beam was so I could hang myself. Thankfully, Stephen of Monk Bought Lunch fame and Makiko of giant sushi eating fame invited me to stay in their apartment. I was happy to accept; a Canadian had been robbed in the elevator going up to the hostel a few days before. (I met Stephen through my website in Nepal. I am happy to meet anyone; in person you’ll be able to witness how tired I am.)
At first, second and third glances the capital, Bishkek, looks very rundown. Most of the city can be accurately described as a decrepit, unkempt shambles. Has any landscaping been done since the Brezhnev era? I’m used to this, though. If I may name-drop, it isn’t so different from Tiraspol, Odessa, or Bucharest, and inexplicably, such fallowness grows on me; not everything has to look cookie-cutter perfect like a suburban San Diego housing estate.
For a city of nearly a million, downtown Bishkek is very calm and quiet aside from some inbreds who honk their horn too much. Thankfully, car ownership is low. The main drag, Chuy Street, is almost quaint. The abundance of trees provide a spell of relief from the brutal heat. (Trees make all the difference. Name a horrible place that has a lot of trees. You can’t.) The heat is relentless. Days are often around 35C (97F) and in the middle of the night it doesn’t get below 20C (70F). My limbs are already an unnatural shade of burnt red.
With Bishkek’s nightlife, cultural events, and great nature nearby, I can see the attraction for foreigners. As one extremely loud American put it, “Everyone is either staying longer than they thought or planning to move back!!” Anecdotally, it seems true, but I had to take two steps back in embarrassment. (Do I come off like that? Am I so loud? I can’t be. Can I? I might be. I need to tone it down—until I go to China, and then I’m speaking Chinese full bore like it’s meant to be spoken. Now I just need to learn Chinese.)
Many people come to Kyrgyzstan as part of a big, ugly overland tour through the ‘stans, especially on the Pamir Highway from Tajikistan, but there isn’t public transport and it is an expensive and difficult journey to organize. I heard of two travelers who, when faced with this dilemma, simply bought an old Lada, drove it to Bishkek, and sold it. Easy. Plus, it’s safe to say that driving that route would be the experience of a lifetime.
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Can you elaborate more on what makes a big, ugly overland trip? You mean a guided bus tour? What is the best way to get around?
Kent, how long will you stay? I’m actually tempted… Thanks for this post!
Scott, I meant that it isn’t so comfortable and easy to travel around here, which is why I have been hitchhiking. (I can’t say it is the best way, but I prefer it.) I don’t think there are bus tours. Either it’s cramped minibuses or shared taxis. They aren’t so bad, but after a while it is tiring.
Sab-Sab, I don’t expect to be here much longer; my Chinese visa awaits. Your boyfriend would have an interesting time here because the language is related to Turkish. I already know the numbers here!
Hey Kent! You should track down Kirstin while you’re there http://ivorypomegranate.com/ 🙂
Will do, Phil, thanks
This is another great post Kent. You not only end up in an off the beaten path place but explain why you went, how you got there, who you met along the way and best of all great exacting details especially cost.
I laughed when you said how hot it was during your stay. “Relentless” and “brutal”. The last few weeks in northern Italy have been quite a bit worse….with ought a break. Italians are to smart to stick around and go on vacation in August driving up the prices in seaside towns, Croatia, Bulgaria, etc. to dizzying heights for the non-Italian business traveller. Frying…..but not many options even though many flights are dirt cheap. COuchSurfing host seem better these days, in the places I want to go, to give local information not host.
Leaving from Rome at end of month. First time flying Norwegian (you’re right to point them out for bargain fares). Heard mixed reviews. How restrictive was their carry on size/weight.
Had to break out Google Maps for Kyrgyzstan. Even my ignorance is encyclopedic!
Thanks, Steve! I haven’t flown Norwegian before. Their bag charges seem quite high, but I guess in the big picture it is OK.
Jessica, I have to admit I was only a little less ignorant!
I’ve been planning to visit Kyrgyzstan this spring! Kel Tor Lake’s definitely on my list along with Issyk Kul lake and a some scenic routes around Kyrgyzstan Tian Shan.
I think this country is seriously underestimated!
You will love Kyrgyzstan! I assume you speak Russian so you will have a big advantage over me. I would say not to go too early in spring, but if you are Ukrainian, you can handle the cold!
Ah yes, I speak both Russian and Ukrainian, so I don’t think I may have any language problems 🙂 I was thinking of early May…but heard it still maybe be freezing in the mounts. Though I’m used to cold, but -20 seems insanely freezing to me too 😀
Come on! -20C is nothing for you! Show us what you are made of! Be a true Ukrainian!
My friend Stephen lives there. He can tell you more: http://www.monkboughtlunch.com/