One of these decades I am going to do a redesign of my unwieldy website and I will have a link on the main page for the Top 5 blog posts as voted on by The Academy. If you are relatively new to my website and want to get a feel for it, here they are:
     A Battle to the Death with the Syrian Bathroom Scale Men
     An Arabian Prison Escape with the Ethiopian Maids
     I Met Banksy
     On the Road Again without Anne Hathaway
     The Brutal Details—Hitchhiking from Germany to Hungary

     I still haven't received this. I mailed it home to myself almost three months ago. I am nothing without my Somaliland money in bulk.

     Not a lot I can say about this beast.